As many of you know, my birthday is this Saturday. I'm sure you're all out shopping furiously and asking yourselves: What does one get for the Manh who has a laser that can give you cancer? Well the truth is I have too many things already, especially lasers. So, like you, I also feel the urge to spend a lot of money on me, instead redirect it here to charity water, where 100% of it goes to people who not only don't have any lasers, they don't get enough sanitary, potable water.